The Mystery of the Orange Alligator

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An orange gator was sighted in South Carolina this week, and some people have dubbed it ‘Trump A-Gator‘. Those people are wrong… the gator is clearly a just a fan of the National Champion Clemson Tigers, who won the college football playoff this year. It’s obvious!

Nobody knows why the gator is orange, but it’s probably not natural. An orange gator was spotted in Florida a few years ago… perhaps its a rare color morph. More likely it was colored by something in the environment, such as iron oxide in the water or some orange paint (perhaps a few rambunctious college students got carried away.)

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2 thoughts on “The Mystery of the Orange Alligator

  1. Richard D. Erlich

    (1) Obviously the gator is one of them Florida witch’s consorts, or a NYC witch. (2) Another reason the Florida General Assembly should act to expand current law to allow flame throwers in grammar schools to defend against demonic mutant reptiles and wide-ranging corcodylidae.

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