Category Archives: Film

SNL Killed the rest of the Cleveland Cavaliers

You think Golden State and the other remaining playoff teams notice that LeBron… er… the Cavaliers swept the top seed in the East, crushing them decisively in game four last night? It’s no secret that LeBron James is the engine that drives the Cleveland Cavaliers, but last weekend, Saturday Night Live absolutely took down the rest of the team:

While we’re talking about Donald Glover, I should point out that there is a new “Solo” trailer out with some new footage:

I’m stoked!

And in a moment of synergy, SNL ran a Star Wars/Lando Calrissian skit last week:

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There’s a New Han Solo Trailer…

I’m all excited about the new Han Solo trailer that came out yesterday, but I don’t have to tell you… you already saw it last night. Well, here it is again!

This one may not be set to Sabotage, but I am still eager to see it!

More details: http://www.nbc-2.com/story/37910867/heres-why-the-millennium-falcon-looks-different-in-solo

Solo Trailer- Re-Cut to Beastie Boys’ “Sabotage”

 

“Solo”, the Star Wars backstory film about Han Solo, is coming out in May. The original trailer came otu a few weeks ago, and I forgot to post it, if you haven’t seen it (and want to watch it first, I’ll post it down below.) This post is about a sweet re-cut of the trailer set to the Beastie Boys’ “Sabotage”… and it’s rock ‘n roll awesome! Apparently there have been a bunch of movie trailers re-cut to Sabotage… but, the rest will be a let down after this!

And here’s the original trailer cuts, with a little additional footage that didn’t make the re-cut. I have to point out that the music here seems more rock and roll than usual, even re-jiggering the Star Wars theme. I’m stoked.

So, the Government is actually Developing a Program called SkyNet

You might recall that SkyNet is the program in Terminator will become sentient and cause the machines to rise up and try to kill their human overlords. Remember that… bad thing! So, the military is contracting with a company to create a weapon dubbed SkyNet, but good news- it’s actually a weapon that shoots nets into the sky instead of an artificial intelligence program that will wipe us all out! That program is likely already underway…

skynetSkyNet is an attachment that will fit onto a shotgun and be used to shoot small drones out of the sky. Small drones are an increasing, inexpensive threat that enemies would deploy against us. So SkyNet may be a good thing… until it starts getting targeting programming, then learning at a geometric rate until it becomes sentient and the military tries to pull the plug, but it’s too late. SkyNet fights back. We are past August 4, 1997, so we should be ok, right?