Category Archives: Science

So, the Government is actually Developing a Program called SkyNet

You might recall that SkyNet is the program in Terminator will become sentient and cause the machines to rise up and try to kill their human overlords. Remember that… bad thing! So, the military is contracting with a company to create a weapon dubbed SkyNet, but good news- it’s actually a weapon that shoots nets into the sky instead of an artificial intelligence program that will wipe us all out! That program is likely already underway…

skynetSkyNet is an attachment that will fit onto a shotgun and be used to shoot small drones out of the sky. Small drones are an increasing, inexpensive threat that enemies would deploy against us. So SkyNet may be a good thing… until it starts getting targeting programming, then learning at a geometric rate until it becomes sentient and the military tries to pull the plug, but it’s too late. SkyNet fights back. We are past August 4, 1997, so we should be ok, right?

The Mystery of the Orange Alligator

orange-gator

An orange gator was sighted in South Carolina this week, and some people have dubbed it ‘Trump A-Gator‘. Those people are wrong… the gator is clearly a just a fan of the National Champion Clemson Tigers, who won the college football playoff this year. It’s obvious!

Nobody knows why the gator is orange, but it’s probably not natural. An orange gator was spotted in Florida a few years ago… perhaps its a rare color morph. More likely it was colored by something in the environment, such as iron oxide in the water or some orange paint (perhaps a few rambunctious college students got carried away.)

A Meteor hit Jupiter – On Video

jupiterA meteor, or comet or other interstellar object, crashed into Jupiter the other day, and created an explosion so massive that it was visible from earth. Not visible from the naked eye, but large enough that a couple of large telescopes pointed at Jupiter were able to observe it. And, they caught it on video! Watch for yourself!

Apparently, it happens with some regularity, but man is that a cool video.

via Gizmodo: http://gizmodo.com/ready-to-edit-something-just-slammed-into-jupiter-1767726856